If one were to ask me to stop drinking for my own sake, I wouldn't as there isn't any reason for me to heed.
If there was a more effective method to curb my drinking habits, I can pledge my honour to the above picture for the past three weeks. That picture was a really useful reminder as it, you might be able to comprehend, represents the middle finger, which is usually used for perpetrators who hit the wrong note. As such, in my case, my boozing had become a misconduct to the ones whom I made a promise to.
I could already see myself ordering Ribena in a pa-bu (also commonly spelled as "pub" in English) while my friends down those sinful glasses. I know Ribena is rare or not at all in drinking havens, but it would be more absurd if I'd had used "Teh-O" or "Milo-Siu-Dai". I just didn't want "orange/apple juice" 'cause that's too common in phrases.