They say two odds make an even, which is proven in mathematics, and the same went for us too.
We were always at odds and that's why we called it even.
You hurled it at me, I dropped it on the floor.
I threw it at you and you slammed it on my foot.
It wasn't ever fair "'cause we were both quite tanned".
And your 'hyphen underscore hyphen' face would show for this particular weirdo.
Then again, you were probably the last of the dodos.